Dumb…me?

I am currently on my second glass of red wine…it’s Friday night after all. And it’s been a day when I could willingly throw some teenagers off the building.

There is no way I can think of something to blog about so I’m going to go on and do a tag. A while back, I was tagged by Guria for a number of tags and I had previously attempted only one with the intention of using others whenever I suffered from blogger’s block.

Although I am not currently suffering from blogger’s block, I do have tipsy-wine-syndrome…

So here goes…

It’s the HOW DUMB ARE YOU tag. (For the record, I consider myself very intelligent but more on that in another post…)

Dumb...me?The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 5

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 7

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 8

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[x] You have ran around naked in your house. (What’s so dumb about that?)

So far: 10

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 10

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. (No fair…I’m a psychologist…I have to listen to people and ‘ummm’ is quite common!)

Total: 11/37

I am 11/37 times 100 = 29.75% dumb.

In other words, I’m 70% smart. Good reframe, huh? (FYI, I think I’m more than 70% smart)

Feel free to take on the tag if you wish!

Until next time,

Cheers!!!

In a Word

Basically every answer has to be just one word.

1.Where is your mobile phone? Bedroom
2.Your hair? Long
3.Your mother? Inspiration
4.Your father? Mentor
5.Your favorite food? Indian
6.Your dream last night? Strange
7.Your favorite drink? Coffee
8.Your dream/goal? Contentment
9.What room are you in? Lounge
10.Your hobby? Blogging
11.Your fear? Loss
12.Where do you want to be in 6 years? CAMHS
13.Where were you last night? Fitness
14.Something that you aren’t? Arrogant
15.Muffins? Chocolate!
16.Wish list item? $Million$
17.Where did you grow up? Salalah-n-Bombay
18.Last thing you did? Ate
19.What are you wearing? Nothing (Yes, I’m sick of this question and figured I could be scandalous!)
20.Your TV? HDTV
21.Your pets? Mr.Fishy
22.Friends? Anchors
23.Your life? Awesome
24.Your mood? Inquisitive 
25.Missing someone? Yes
26.Vehicle? Toyota
27.Something you’re not wearing? Everything
28.Your favourite store? Borders
29.Your favorite color? Black
29.When was the last time you laughed? Today
30.Last time you cried? Sunday
31.Your best friend? Sis
32.One place that you go to over and over? Newtown
33.One person who emails me regularly? More
34.Favorite place to eat? Tamanas

Feel free to take on the tag if you wish…

Until next time,

Cheers!!!